That’s right, I’m saying it. Somebody had to. Somebody had to stand here and
say it, to let the world know: you need to calm your fucking tits.
I’m talking for real. You’ve been straight-up beasting it lately, and it’s
time to cut that shit out. It’s time to take a chill pill. It’s time to simmah
down, bitch, and calm your tits. All work and no play makes for frazzled
bitches. And we can’t have that. We simply fucking cannot.
I’ve thoughtfully provided you with everything you need to chill. It’s all
here. You have no more excuses left. You might want to continue on being a
fucking boss, but I just won’t let you, ok? There’s no way around it. When I
say calm your goddamn tits, you listen.
- I fucking love you
- you been beasting it way too hard
- all work and no play makes for frazzled bitches
- now CALM YOUR TITS
Now, go get your pamper on. You know you fucking deserve it.
The large gift set includes:
- 4 oz / .12 L jar Zen As Fuck Whipped Body Butter (green tea lemongrass scent)
- 1.5 oz Beeswax Lotion Bar in scent of your choice (scents listed in drop
down box by Add to Cart button)
- 6 oz /.18 L Chill the Fuck Out Bath Bomb (lavender sage scent)
- 8 oz / .24 L Simmah Down Bitch Bath Salts (lavender sage lemon verbena scent)
- .15 oz / 4.4 mL Zen Motherpucker Lip Balm (green tea vanilla scent)
- Loofah pad
- Hot pink gable box packaging as shown
The small includes either the lotion bar + butter, or the lotion bar + bomb.
The medium includes the butter, bomb AND lotion bar. The hot pink gable box
with ribbon, and loofah pad, and FREE SHIPPING, are always part of the
Badgerface gift set experience.
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Shower Gifts. Funny Mom. Gift for New Mom. New Baby Gift. Lavender Bath Set.
Lavender Spa Gift.
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Rosé Sashay Lotion Bar - Sandalwood, Orchid & Rose
Lavender Haze Lotion Bar - Lavender Eucalyptus Hemp
Java as Fuck Lotion Bar - Coffee, Orange, and Coriander
Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar - Vanilla, Rose, & Ginger
Tingly as Fuck Massage Bar - Peppermint Eucalyptus with a touch of Vanilla
Spicy Fucking Massage Bar - Cinnamon, Ginger, and Anise
Purple Persuasion Lotion Bar - Lilac, Patchouli, and Sage
Herbal Fervor Lotion Bar - Lemon, Basil & Rosemary
Mellow Melon Lotion Bar - Cantaloupe, Lime & Black Pepper
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